What better way to celebrate Boxing day that with a pair of boxers!!
(Yeah, I know it’s a stretch, but just play along.)
This pattern seems pretty innocuous.
Sure, I imagine that guy #1 is watching guy #2 do a bland, yet alluring strip-tease, but hey, that’s just me.
What initially caught my eye on this pattern was the back detailing of guy #3’s boxer shorts. To date, I have never seen a boxer pattern for a man that had an opening in the back. Most men need the opening in the front for obvious going-to-the-bathroom reasons; therefore, I have come to the conclusion that this pattern has been designed for that particular type of man who prefers to sit when he tinkles. A rare breed indeed, but thanks to the compassionate geniuses at Simplicity, it is a rare breed that need not fear their future underwear choices.