In the garden with APRONS!
Let’s see. What do we have here?
Handy Manny and his son, two little ARTISTS with aprons being attacked by colorful amoebas and…
Just plant an apron with a watermelon pocket on my grave and let the juice <slupr slurp> run through!
What is craftdom’s obsession with watermelons? I hate watermelons; frankly, they make me gag. I had too many of them growing up I guess.
It’s hard to imagine that watermelons are the only things on the planet that can be cut into a semi-circular shape.
Maybe sewers could switch to slices of cantaloupe. I hate cantaloupe too, but that’s beside the point.
ORANGES! I love oranges… and lemons, limes… see there are three new patterns based on fruit that can be cut into a semi-circle!
Actually, what’s wrong with other fruit pockets? Cherries, grapes or strawberries… yeah, strawberries. That’s a good idea! I could make a pattern that had a strawberry pocket AND a watermelon pocket.
That way the crafting masses will go for the watermelon slice, but I’d still make money on the strawberry!
Brilliant! I’ll make millions!!!