Do you wanna build a snowman?

mar2015aSometimes, it’s OK to NOT be creative when you sew. Like, never, actually…

I guess I just don’t see the appeal of dressing like a cast extra from Fiddler on the Roof or Frozen; but hey, I like to live in the real world, so my judgement might be cloudy.

 

Giddy? Yup.

SAD PATTERNS PRESENTS:

FLASHBACK FRIDAYS!!!

This post originally appeared on February 15, 2013

Simplicity offers you all a fast and fun way to convert your favorite sweatshirt into a garment that no one will ever forget.

They will all WANT to forget it, but the cringe-inducing sight of you, parading around in the ugliest garment on the planet, will forever be burned into their minds.

The old west

feb2015tOMG you have no idea how many times I made this pattern. In my misguided youth, I was OBSESSED with adding volume to my clothes. Those sleeves couldn’t billow out enough for me. I don’t think I ever made the one with the shield front though.
I guess I can count my blessings for small mercies.

 

Oh deer…

SAD PATTERNS PRESENTS:

FLASHBACK FRIDAYS!!!

This post originally appeared on December 11, 2012

Can you guys help me out?

I have been desperately looking for a pattern that features a dead, albino reindeer impaled on a stick, but I can’t find one anywhere. I’d also love it if the picture of the finished product looked like a couple of candles are roasting its corpse.

If you see one, please let me know.

Thanks!