It’s in the bag


I guess this needs to convert into a tote because the nine thousand pockets already on this thing just won’t be enough to carry all your crap? And what’t the point of making the sample look the same on the inside AND the outside?
Maybe this thing should be called the Pointlessly Reversible Jacket.
And I get that this is a pretty basic shape, but there are VERY few patterns that work well from a size small to triple extra large, especially ones that turn into functioning bags.

On a wall indeed!


Girl: “I wanna be a pretty princess!”

Boy on right: “I wanna be a brave knight!”

Boy on wall: “I wanna be a brave knight too!”

Director: “Sorry Billy. You are getting the Humpty Dumpty costume.”

Boy on wall: “But why?”

Director: “Because no one likes you. Now smile for the camera.”

It ends in a tie


All these ties and they can’t cinch up the one around the model’s neck?
Seriously, you people have no idea how much that stupid little gap between
the knot and the top of the collar band drives me crazy.

Also, apart from going to a hundred thrift stores and buying a haul,
who has THAT many color-coordinated neckties hanging in the closet?