For a good time…

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Let’s see…
Barbie has been a doctor, an astronaut, an equestrian,
a scientist and a race car driver, just to name a few occupations.

Never thought I would have to add
“high-dollar Vegas call-girl” to that list,
but here we are.

Scare crows… and everyone else.

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Look, I know crows are some of the smartest birds on the planet, but do you honestly think they’ll be able to read the scarf? I mean, crucifying a scarecrow in effigy is pretty frightening to begin with, I don’t think the written signage is necessary.

Owl be seeing you

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I know macrame owls are painfully traditional in the world of fiber art,
but after you’ve constructed this thing, and you find yourself walking in the woods, picking out the perfect branch for your newly knotted yarn buddy to perch on, I want you to stop what you’re doing, go home, take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself “Where did my life go wrong?”

And to all my yarn-knotted buddies out there, have a delightfully festive New Year!!