Discerning taste

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Connoisseur of what?
Wide collars? Shirtwaist dresses?
Uncomfortable sitting positions on showroom furniture displays?
WHAT??! TELL ME!!!

(Let’s face it, every woman had at least two versions of this dress hanging in her closet from 1984 to 1986. It’s less of a fashion sin and more of a fashion “why?”)

You oughta be in pictures…

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“Dammit Harold, take the stupid picture already. I mean, It’s bad enough I have to pose for your dumb fashion shoots, but do you really have to get a pic of me right after the tanning bed incident? I swear, if I look like a burnt tangerine on this pattern sleeve, there’s gonna be Hell to pay! And for the last freaking time, NO, I WILL NOT SMILE!”

Assume the position

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Guy on left: “According to my pocket guide to the Kamasutra, this position is for advanced practitioners only.”

Guy on right: “Ugh, not another contortionist pose?! Mike, sweetie, I know you want to spice things up a bit, but my lower back can only handle so much.”

Guy on left: “Look, I’m only trying out these things because I want to make you happy.”

Guy on right: “After the last time we borrowed a page from that stupid book, the only thing that would make me happy is a heating pad!”

Someone’s in the kitchen…

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Let’s see, we have a historical aristocrat, a little Dutch girl and oh yes,
the only person of color, dressed as domestic help.

Gosh, it’s so good to see that even back then, Hollywood had an open mind about giving minorities a break and NOT giving in to stereotypes and gross exaggerations.

WAY TO GO, HOLLYWOOD.

WAY. TO. GO.