I don’t really understand why people want to make these kinds of vests, but whatever.
My main concern with this pattern is that “Misty Meadows” sounds like a porn star’s name, and we both know no self-respecting porn star would be caught dead seductively taking off one of these vests on set.
As I am currently gearing up to attend the Houston International Quilt Festival, I thought we should round out the season with a selection of questionable wearable art.
I don’t know who Heidi is, but I feel the need to sit her down and give her a long lecture about what is and isn’t appropriate fashion design. I mean, I hesitate to use the word “fashion” when describing this, but “pieced nightmare” seemed a bit harsh.
Thanks to Ralph Lauren, the MILLIONS of women who want to dress like a 19th century spinster school teacher FINALLY have a viable sewing option.
If you’ve ever looked at your wardrobe and thought, “this just isn’t parochial enough,”
HAVE I GOT A PATTERN FOR YOU!!
By the look in that bear’s eyes, I’m guessing no one told Cinnamon that she’d have a broomstick shoved down her backside before they did it.
If you stare at those blue hats long enough, the theme song to What’s Happening will start playing in your head. If you don’t hear the What’s Happening theme, but instead hear the theme song to Maude, you’ll need to seek medical attention as quickly as possible.
Who the Hell wanted to make a half-asleep, calico lump like this?
It looks like the professor just told him the quiz is gonna be 30% of his total grade for the semester, and he didn’t study for it.
OH THANK GAWD!
I was freaking out that my lingerie-making was taking WAY too long!
Thanks to this pattern, I can now make a shapeless tube before I go to bed!
AND I can run silk charmeuse through a serger without a care in the world?
SOMEBODY CATCH ME, I THINK I’M GONNA FAINT FROM EXCITEMENT!!!