How do you spell lame?

How does Simplicity do it? It must take a ton of effort to make the exact same pattern over and over again and not realize it. I’ll never understand how those brave, brave patternmakers endure such death-defying hardships like this.

Oh, and way to go on putting your thumb firmly up the butt of pop culture guys. Elvis and Cher? What, did you lazy bastards not want to spell out THE CAPTAIN AND TENNILLE or ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK?

Here are some other popular musical personalities I suggest that the good people at Simplicity might want to consider spelling on the sleeve of the next incarnation of this pattern, ‘cause you know there will be one:

W E I R D  A L  Y A N K O V I C

J Ó N  “J Ó N S I”  Þ Ó R  B I R G I S S O N

M A R S H A  W A T T A N A P A N I C H

Α P Y U Y U P η ς   Ν A σ T O π O U λ O ς

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