Some bunny loves you



This post originally appeared on May 26, 2011

I have a few questions about this image: Why is Vincent Price dressed up as a rabbit who works at Wendy’s? Why is Rosanne Barr’s mini-me so happy? Where is the little boy’s left hand? Where are the parents? What flavor are the cupcakes?

The world may never know…


Quit jerkin me around!


Don’t get me wrong, I really do respect Perry Ellis for defining the look of American Sportswear in the 80′s, but bishop sleeves, even short ones, are dicey proposals at best. Add in a tuxedo bib and slouchy turtle neck and you get an outfit  that looks like it’s casual day in a Renaissance court.


Plenty of room


This outfit is the jumpsuit equivalent of sweat pants.

If you’re walking out of the house in this look, you’re pretty much giving up on what you look like and are headed to the store to get more cans of frosting to eat for dinner.