The ‘quick’ part just depends on the hotel’s going rates I guess.
SAD PATTERNS PRESENTS:
CHARMING COZIES AND COVERS
And I thought the fly swatter cover I featured the other day was the be-all of nonsense.
An egg cozy? Really?
How long are you people keeping your warm eggs on the table before you eat them? It’s gotta be like what, five minutes tops? How cold could your eggs possibly get?
Don’t get me wrong, I loves me some plush chickens, but come on! Just eat the egg already!
Getting ready for the party…
Lady in black: “I can’t wait to get together tonight with the gang! It’s been ages since we’ve seen each other!”
Lady in pink: “I can’t wait to see Rob. I plan on caging that tiger TONIGHT!”
Lady in black: “Umm, Marsha, you know he’s seeing Sally, right? They’ve been dating for like six months now.”
Lady in pink: “Honey, I’m rocking my lucky bra. When the girls are wrapped in pink satin, NO man can resist my charms.”
Lady in black: “Wait. I thought the green one was your lucky bra…”
Lady in pink: “Pink, green, it doesn’t matter. When I get a man in my sights, this thing could be electric blue with orange stripes and I’d still get what I want.”
It makes the world conquest of the red-heads just that much easier. Now they can rob you of your inner light by having households stocked with soul-sucking ginger-magic effigies!!
I’m kidding, gingers! You guys are alright in my book.
But seriously, don’t take my soul.